nnawsome deduction-to-seduction
34 minutes ago | 07:46pm
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chickensandwich:

people are happier when they’re in love so everyone fall in love

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chickensandwich hitlersbreastmilk
34 minutes ago | 07:46pm
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ichtrinkeschampus:

i constantly thank god for esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

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ichtrinkeschampus alltimeboners
35 minutes ago | 07:45pm
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thosefuckingangels:

tanksloubear:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive

 

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milajewnis mishas-assbutts
35 minutes ago | 07:45pm
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mosoli:

im still laughing at this
mosoli lordoftheinternet

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

39 minutes ago | 07:41pm
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lambhoof:

Double w
IT IS NOW QUADRUPLED

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lambhoof chilepowder
2 hours ago | 06:12pm
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ruinedchildhood weallhavegunsforhands

iwishiwasasprettyas-allison:

ruinedchildhood:

My childhood was fabulous.

this is why our generation is so liberal

2 hours ago | 06:08pm
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viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

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egberts 1500hp
2 hours ago | 06:04pm
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spokenlast dealfa
2 hours ago | 06:01pm
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altair1371 thisismyboomstick

throwtheanchorofhope:

aki13th:

laughsoyoudie:

canadians

I love these guys

The day they tried to ban these guys from attending NHL games was the biggest outrage in hockey history. They are amazing.

2 hours ago | 06:00pm
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craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 
Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?
Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy
He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this
ride-the-vibes aiclan

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. 
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 


Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

  • Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
  • He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
  • He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
  • Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

2 hours ago | 05:57pm
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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
moltres lordoftheinternet

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

2 hours ago | 05:53pm
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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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mcsnuggie thisismyboomstick
2 hours ago | 05:52pm
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ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem
ta-ble tyleroakley

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

4 hours ago | 03:21pm
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mufffliato haveirecoveredfromtwistandshout
4 hours ago | 03:21pm
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